5 February 2012, 3:12 pm
Let me explain. I was at The Gap when i noticed Senator Santorum strutting about nude in the parking lot. I was a big fan of his politics, so i went outside to try to chat with him. When he saw me, he shouted with at least 100,000 decibels of force. My face was stretchecd by his loud voice, so i told him to shut up. He quickly dove at me, his jaw biting onto my foreskina nd latching on with vicious force. He would not let go. I called the NYPD, but they just watched and took pics and sexy videos of it. At this point, my nuts were ready to fall off. Mr. Santorum let go, but before I could cry in relief, he jumped up and crammed his ass into my mouth. my lower jaw snapped off and he shit 10,000 gallons of santorum down my gullet. He quickly jumped into his plane, but i grabbed the landing gear and went into the sky with him. I made my way into the cockpit, which was really a pit full of severed cocks. I found Rick sitting atop a mountain of dongs stroking himself. i shot him in the balls, and he shouted so loud that the plane crashed into Tokyo. We got a hotel and I ate his asshole out. Should I report this to the police? Or should I keep eating him out - he's been here for years, and 9/11 just happened i am so scared but Rick doesn't care. I put my boot into his asshole and he sucked it inside of him, I yelled in pain but he quickly had a heart attack and died. Turns out he was infected with FOXDIE. I HATE BLACK PEOPLE... Read More »
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